Thoughts of Minotor in words of mine.....
What can be religion of man who wants eternal pleasure?
If you lock up some one in a cave without anything then what can that guy do for pleasure?
for eternal pleasure? and the answer is "Masturbation"
Just think one doesn't need anyone for that pleasure ,that pleasure which make you feel like in heaven. Masturbation is only thing by which man can have heavenly pleasure anywhere anytime and don't need any one for help[:P]. Just hand monoeuvre for few moments and yes you are on ninth cloud.
Masturbation is not at all a bad thing,we guys started doing it since we were kid , and whats wrong in following it as a religion? means we do it atleast once everyday(normal people, some do it twice or thrice or more i don't know :P), we can't live without it(if you don't have GF), it make us forget all our worries and problems for a while and we just lost in divine pleasure. Our religion is very free about time and place of "worship" , you can do it at anytime convenient to you and at any place(i tell you ,this one only of its kind in world :P) , you can do it in morning,afternoon,evening,night or if you don't want to do for some time then also no problems, you can do it anywhere which fits you,bathroom,bedroom,livingroom(i never tried :P ) ,your wish. It is religion of no one but its followers, its worshippers.
When Minotor suggested this religion, he didn't think about any name but Purab Kohli(yes,Rock On fame Purab Kohli)suggested name "
Apna Hath Jagannath" (stop laughing, serious matter is going on) and we thought its totally perfect but still our religion hasn't been named officially your suggestions are welcomed.
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Be a Follower and Spread Our Religion
FYI: All talk is done for boys, sorry gals when this idea was coined we didn't think about you :P
