Why i prefer Guitar over Gal

I am big time guitar freak to extent that once my Ex-GF told me that i love my guitar more then her and after that i thought about it and it turned out that she was right.
After we broke up, i sat down n googled and thought some reasons why guitar is better then gals and why i prefer guitar over gals ...

So, here we go,

· Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played.

· Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.

· Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.

· Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.

· You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to be the proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.

· You don't have to worry about getting caught with your guitar.

· Guitars don't get pregnant.

· You can share your Guitar with your friends.

· You can play your Guitar any time of the month.

· Guitars don't have parents.

· Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.

· If your Guitar is flat you can fix it for less than Rs 1,000.



· Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.

· You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.

· If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.

· You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.

· You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

· Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.

· Guitars don't get headaches.

· Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.

· Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.

· Guitars don't care if you're late.

· You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.

· If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.

· You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

· The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.

· When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.

· A guitar has a volume knob.

· If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs Rs 11 for a new one.

· You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.

· You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.

· You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.

· A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you get rid of it.

· You can break a guitars neck when it pisses you off and NOT go to prison

· You can finger it in public and get applause – NOT ARRESTED

· You can use four fingers at a time on it

· You can finger it for hours without it complaining for more